Saturday, August 7, 2010

Harry Potter Slash One shots: Part One

ORANGE: FLASH


*Harry's Point of View*

A train ride, a fight with Malfoy which lead to a broken nose and an embarrassing late entrance into the Great Hall for the start of term feast. ‘What a GREAT 6th year I’m already having.’ I thought as I sat eating my desert at the Gryffindor table while glaring daggers at the blond butt hole of a Slytherin.

As a welcome back, Seamus decided that it would be a good idea to play a game of truths (A/N: person asks question to others, all have to answer truthfully). “Who thinks Malfoy would blush if he was flashed by a male student?” Ron asked, seeing as it was his turn. Neville blushed himself, but said yes. Seamus said no. They all turned to look at me I looked at everything, but them then answered yes myself. We all broke out into laughter just picturing someone flash Malfoy, and him turning a bright shade of pink.

“Ok, since all of us want to see him blush, I double dog dare you, Harry, to pull your pants down and flash Malfoy…in the hallway tomorrow…where everyone can see it.” Neville and Ron's mouths were hanging open, and my eyes had gone saucer wide. “Why…why does it have to be me?” I asked, after a few tries of gaping like a fish. “Because, he hates you more than any of us, and you are the only one that ever gets a reaction out of him of late.”, “And if I refuse to do it?” I asked, there was always a second choice to these things. Seamus looked thoughtful for a moment, and then answered. “If you refuse, you have to walk around with you hair and body pumpkin orange for a week.” I just look at him, and then took a deep breath. “Ok, Seamus, I’ll do the dare.”

The next day I was a complete nervous wreck. I had double potions with Slughorn and the Slytherins, and then I had a dare to do. ‘What a crappy day this is. Malfoy is going to kill me afterwards.’ I thought as I pushed my watery eggs around on my plate.

Potions weren’t all that bad, as we were leaving Seamus whispered ‘in the front entrance, right now.’ Ron heard, and patted me on the back.

I was standing on the bottom of the stairs when Malfoy came up from the dungeons. He was surrounded by all of his goons, and Parkinson was hanging on his arm. I took a breath and yelled. “Hey, Malfoy!” he turned my way, when he saw it was me, he went to say something, but that was when I let go of my pants. Malfoy was shocked as I rushed to pull my pants up run to my dorm.

I was sitting in the Commonroom under my invisibility clock when the first students came in, they were girls. “Oh my gosh, did you see what happened out side the Great Hall?”, “No, what? Was there a fight”, “Even better. Harry yelled at Malfoy, and before he could answer Harry dropped his pants.”, “No way!”, “Yes way! You should have seen the look and blush Malfoy had on his face when Harry ran off.”, “I so wish I could have been there.”

I stopped listening when they starting talking about where the girl had been and with who. ‘I can’t believe I made the Slytherin Ice Prince and Sex God blush. Way to go Harry Potter! Time to celebrate!’ I thought as I got up and headed up into my rooms.

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